I realized that there were so many places that I hadn’t been to that I needed to blog about them. I also realized that there were many things that I’m not e.g vegetarian, pregnant, etc
When I’m not blogging about the places I haven’t been to or the things I am not, I write short stories, musicals, children’s books, essays, poetry and emails complaining to US Airways.
I also like eating, cooking, reading, watching reality tv, my friends and breathing. Breathing is good.
I’m finishing my first novel. It is definitely not for children.
I'm Not 
Soph,
I’m sitting here in my kitchen which is DEFINITELY not a kitchen in a little flat down a quaint alleyway in Paris in the 11th, or 15th, or even the 20th arrondissement. I would really like to know what it is like to live in such a place. Listening to my neighbor coo at her cat in French and to the old man argue with the baker downstairs.
Spending a week in a dusty desert with no shower sounds like torture, but whatever floats your boat sweetie.
xoxo
Hello, my extremely pessimistic friend.
I stumbled across this strange and downright idiotic blog today. I would just like to say that I adored Kate Middleton’s wedding dress. She looked classy, unlike your apartment view. How do you know class? You have a picture on your website—the one where you try to appear like a civilized and well-rounded individual, but you are also holding a chicken wing in one hand and a beer in the other? That does not make much sense to me.
And you are failing miserably at your attempts in humor. I thought I should let you know.And about “Taking the Kitting to the Country House”, it sort of makes no sense whatsoever. Mike was talking about a sex life, and I suppose that is something you know nothing about.
Well, I’m off. However, I would like to say, in leaving, that you may seek professional help.
Thank you for you time.